Saw The Dark Knight Rises a second time and I basically ended up seated next to the human avatar of Tumblr itself and her defeated friend for three hours.
This is a very, very small fraction of everything she said because she. Never. Stopped. Talking. Ever. And it was mostly out of her ass. The fact that she compared one of the victims of the Aurora tragedy to something from the Final Destination films didn’t exactly endear her to me.