Saw The Dark Knight Rises a second time and I basically ended up seated next to the human avatar of Tumblr itself and her defeated friend for three hours.
This is a very, very small fraction of everything she said because she. Never. Stopped. Talking. Ever. And it was mostly out of her ass. The fact that she compared one of the victims of the Aurora tragedy to something from the Final Destination films didn’t exactly endear her to me.
This comic needs an extended cut. I want to shoot this girl.
Also I’m glad I saw the movie yesterday, or I’d have been spoiled just now.
Oh god, she was… man…
Sweet merciful Christ.
I hate these people. My class is full of these people. You don’t realize how often I want to jump over the desks and punch these people.
These are not people.
Stories. Now.
The other day, some of them were discussing how “awesome and epic” Batman is and how he could “totally kick any superheroes ass” and how they’re such big Batman fans because they’ve “seen, like, ALL the movies”.
Then they moved onto talking about anime and manga.
It’s really painful.
This reminded me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb7XlUoEKtE
1:04 on is the best. We should give out awards to people who go to the movies to, uh, watch the movie.
Oh Jesus.
JEE. ZUSS.
The perpetual blight of all nerdy movie goers. It seems like there is at least one in every group. However, they tried to argue that the ending was all Inception-esque. However, I would definitely want to see the extended cut of this.
They… Inception? REALLY? Goddamnit.